Lady: Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?Man : I can’t tell the reason. But I really like you…
Lady : You can’t even tell me the reason… how can you say you like me? How can you say you love me?Man : I really don’t know the reason, but I can prove that I love you.
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend’s boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm… because you are beautiful,because your voice is sweet,because you are caring,because you are loving,because you are thoughtful,because of your smile,because of your every movement.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man’s answer.********
Unfortunately, a few days later, the lady met with an accident and went into the coma stage.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you…Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.Because of your care and concern that I like you…Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.Because of your smile, because of your every movement that I love you…Now can you smile? Now can you move?No, therefore, I cannot love you.If love needs a reason, like now, there is no reason for me to love you anymore.Does love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love you…And love doesn’t need a reason
With love always,
Forever yours.
Love Needs No Reason
True Love
Step-by-step Guide to Installing Love
Customer Service Rep: Can you install LOVE?
Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?
Customer Service Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?
Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now.Is it okay to install while they are running?
Customer Service Rep: What programs are running ma’am?
Customer: Let me see….I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.
Customer Service Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?
Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Customer Service Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.
Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Customer Service Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?
Customer Service Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?
Customer Service Rep: What does the message say?
Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?
Customer Service Rep: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to “LOVE” your own machine before It can “LOVE”others.
Customer: So what should I do?
Customer Service Rep: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Customer Service Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.
Customer: Thank you.
Customer Service Rep: You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, EALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!
Customer Service Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go…
Customer: Yes?
Customer Service Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.
Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.
Love is
Love is like a friendship caught on fire.
In the beginning a flame, very pretty,
Often hot and fierce,
But still only light and flickering.
As love grows older,
Our hearts mature
And our love becomes as coals,
Deep-burning and unquenchable.
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Never say I love you
Never say I love you
If you really don’t care.
Never talk about feelings
If they aren’t really there.
Never hold my hand
If you are going to break my heart.
Never say you’re going to
If you don’t really plan to start.
Never look into my eyes
If all you do is lie.
Never say hello
If what you really mean is goodbye.
If you really mean forever
Then say you will try.
Never say forever
Cause forever makes me cry.
-Rebah A. Ward
Love is
Never Cry for Anyone who Makes you Cry!
Innocent Love
Since a very long time ago, people have searched for the meaning of love. But even the great philosophers, with their profound definitions, could not fully touch its true essence. In a survey of 4-8 year olds, kids share their views on love. But what do little kids know about love?
Read on and be surprised that despite their young and innocent minds, kids already have a simple but deep grasp of that four-letter word.
“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smile to each other.“
“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.“
“Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don’t yell at him because you know it would hurt his feelings.“
“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.“
“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.“
“You can break love, but it won’t die.“
“Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsome then Robert Redbird.“
“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.“
“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.”
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